Vince is “grubmaster” for his scout campout this weekend. Means he’s in charge of procuring the food for about 5 boys: two breakfasts, one lunch and one dinner.
Here’s the list. Do you see the bacon? Oh yes, and the Oreos!!!
Be still my organic, whole wheat, free-range, cage-free, artisanal and quinoa loving heart. We have: Wonder bread, instant ramen cup-o-noodles, Campbell’s double noodle chicken soup, and the crazy peanut butter with the jelly in one striped jar. Buried underneath all this classic processed food goodness are the unforgettable Kraft American cheese slices. It’s going to be a great culinary weekend.