Vince has been a whine-a-minute machine. Typical car ride: “I don’t want to go adventuring. I would rather not go. I want to go home. I was just starting a video game. Edda just told me she wants to go home.” Repeat eighteen hundred times. But as soon as we got to the C&O canal, he scrambled out of the car and took off his pants and threw rocks into the water for 30 minutes.