Vince’s school hosted a variety show on Friday night. Vince sat in the front row on the ground; I sat in the back row studying for the patent bar exam. It’s hilarious what little kids can think to do for a variety show. The supremacy of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana was clear – 4 acts based on her (their?) music! There were violin minuets, Scarborough Fair on the harp, juggling and magic tricks. My favorite acts came from the boys – there was the Star Wars re-enactment with trombone accompaniment and the jumping rope while on a pogo stick. I always look forward to the bake sale, but the percentage of homemade items was quite low. I was disappointed.