Sunday morning. My house. 9:21 am. Do you see what Vince is doing? He’s doing the “Edda block”, a move he has developed from years of practice. If he doesn’t stand right in front of the TV, inevitably Edda will plant herself right in front of the TV thus preventing any digi-entertainment from entering the eyeballs of anyone else in the room – so the “Edda block” move is a defensive tactic against lack of video entertainment.
He has not learned that in most households, one watches TV from a distance of approximately 10 feet or so, so whenever we go to someone else’s house to watch TV, he has to be reminded to not stand within 2 inches of the screen.