Why you should not pick me as a roommate in quarantine.
I’m messy.
I eat food everywhere.
I leave clothes everywhere.
I’m not funny.
I often use a new towel each time I bathe, even though I try to reuse them. I can’t find the old ones!
I’m bad at recycling.
I leave cabinets open and lights on.
I leave many glasses of water all over the house.
I will throw your things away without telling you if I deem them without use anymore.
In moments of stress, I become selfish and want it all for me. And not for you.
I don’t like to brush my teeth.
I work in a hospital.
I get anxious and I will have to tell you about my anxiety in order to release it.
I play white person music all the time.
I like AMSR.
I frequently pay the utility bills late (because I forget! not on purpose) and therefore we are almost always on the verge of having something turned off.
I don’t wash my hands well.
I will get annoyed at your habits. I won’t yell. But I’ll be really, really nice to you and you will know I’m mad at you.
I hide treats.
I will look at my phone and ignore you as you are speaking in front of me.